Is compulsive lying an illness? Keeps me pondering for months. Since the day 1 of my uni course.
Lie no. 1Really amazed with the nonsense she put up. Lies after lies.. won't she get sick of it? Seriously, everyone of us salute her when she can come up with creative lies we will not thought of. First, she told us that she's
24 (What for she lie for such matters right?). Then, she changed her age to
22. Telling us all the fabulous story on how she celebrated her
21st birthday at rouge, spending only
$1K+ booking the whole of rouge, drunk,.. Then, told us
how great these RA shows were,
smuggling her younger sisters in to the cinema,.. In fact, she should first smuggle herself in!! lol. She was careless. In many occasions, she
miscount her own age. She don't even remember her age? Her sisters' age? Ridiculous right?
Silly her left her
friendster at age 20. Added her yet she didn't accept me as a friend for a month or so even when she enter friendster. Finally she added me, she
changed her age to "79". Trying to explain, one fine day, to us that she didn't want people to know her age cos she's
SO OLD. She wants to be 18 forever. lol.
Lie no. 2Then, she lied that she
finished her part when doing projects. To find out that she hadn't do a single thing when we had our project meetings. How we found out? On purpose, we asked her what she's doing typing away on her laptop.
"Editing!" lol. Great liar? Not quite. She needs some improvement. She can't always assume we're blind yah?
Lie no. 3When she
didn't turn up for meeting, she lied again. Were supposed to meet on
Wed at
1230pm (Cos we had a class before that and she didn't come). Couldn't get her till
1+pm. She said she just woke up. Her mum was about to bring her to the
hospital cos she had red spots all over and
slight fever. Shouldn't she find out that she had to go to the hospital
before 12pm since we're meeting at 1230pm? Anyway, she claimed that the doc said she was bitten by
bed bugs. No itch, just pains. Wow.. She must be really dirty huh?! Bed bugs causes fever? Alittle outta point. Bed bugs bites are pretty similar to mosquito bites isn't it? On Friday, her bites
disappear outta blue!!! Wonder what immortal pills the doc gave her. Should give these immortal pills to those who contract with dengue fever?? Alittle smart, she claimed that some spots on her
BUTT were still visible. We should have just pull her skirt up for a checkup.
Lie no. 4She's always very confident with her looks. So 1 fine day, she told us that this guy has been looking at her for a very long time. And everything seemed to be really
coincidential. They will meet almost at every part in school. And this guy look very much like her
EX BF. She wanted to know more about him. Yet she hesitated cos its a school overall. However, she decided that she needs to get his no. to know who is he. Wherever we go, he'll seem to appear. Library, our frequent proj places, foodcourt,.. She claimed that he's a
stalker. lol. Well, We should try harder to believe her, shouldn't we?
One fine day again, she asked me if i know this particular guy. Yes I do. She was so anxious how i know him and stuffs. Then, I realize that this guy whom she's refering to
looked alittle like the guy mentioned above. Thus, I assume that he's the
EX BF she's refering to. One fine day AGAIN, I asked one of my friends if there were a pair before. Nope.
She liked him when they were in poly. He said that she will
do lots of things to please him. lol. He told me to avoid her if possible.. Wow! She's really famous.. of..
She was capable in lying.. Yet, insulting our intelligence??
Many more lies yet too lazy to type..
Too lazy to expose her as well.. We'll only listen.. entertainment..